What movies have not aged well?
10.06.2025 16:09

Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
From Russia With Love
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Dr No
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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Diamonds Are Forever
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
You Only Live Twice
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Moonraker
-All the bad guys are black.
A View to a Kill
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Octopussy
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”Ah so!”
-”She is very sexyful!”
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Goldfinger
Live and Let Die
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-J W Pepper
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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